Who’s that Bad-ass Chuck?

Who is Chuck Norris? And how did he split that rock in two?

Chuck Norris is most famous for his program Walker, Texas Ranger. But to most others he is more famous for his trophy moustache and beard. Martial Arts, politics, and acting, Chuck does it all.

There are hundreds and thousands of websites with tributes to this great legend, with all his quotes and his lifestyle. You can find my favorite one here. For example, did you know that ..

There is no ‘Ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

This is one of many of the truly amazing facts, which are all true, about this legend.

Chuck Norris created his own martial art called Chun Kuk Do, true its based on Tang Soo Dom but it includes elements of all combat styles. Like any great martial art, it has its own rules of conduct and honor :

1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
8. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
9. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, family and my friends.
10. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.

This is the personal code, Chuck the man, the human, lives by.

The man has fought Bruce Lee….

The man made hairy chests and hairy faces cool….

The lists of facts about Chuck Norris are endless, and makes you think how a man like himself can wander the world with so much grace. I will leave you with a few of the most amazing facts about Chuck Norris… all true.

• Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.