Humanzees Live Among Us (ban photoshopping)

First i would like to get something out of the way. There have been some indirect accusations and chinese whispering about this site fabricating alot of its posts with incorrect information and photoshopping its images.  I would like to get that out of the way and categorically deny it.

Now that we are done with that… a few weekends ago M! was telling us about a youtube video about Humanzee’s. and how in the 70′s there was a chimpanzee brought from somewhere in africa to the US, who would walk upright, mingle with humans, smoke cigarettes, and not interact with chimps as he was not accepted among them. he was brought with 2 other normal chimps from africa by a weird couple, he lived among them and interacted with them. he became a cult hero in japan and nyc for his first few years.. by the time he reached sexual maturity he started showing his ”manly” appetite for his adopted mom. after deciding she already had one hairy animal in her life, her husband, they decided to give him away. a bidding war insued and Oliver the Chimp disappeared for almost 30 years after he was auctioned off and bought by some lawyer. he was found later in a cage in some lab in some place in the 2000′s…. (fact) they have been found wandering the white house the past 10 or so years….

Maybe the first actor/celebrity to cross boundaries into the unknown was Academy Award winner Charton Heston in Planet of the Apes(1968). he broke all boundaries known to man with his affectionate loves scenes with the apewoman. could oliver, who appeared in the 70′s a few years after the movie actually be the direct offspring of Charton? is he Oliver Heston?

This opens up a very wide debate, how did they come to be? are they half human? or are they artifically mated like Ligers? does this mean that Chuck Norris is really not human after all?

  i leave you with some pictures that will leave you all speechless and wondering about the possibilities….

His name is Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Fact : Snoopy is a dog.

His name is George W. Bush aka Junior.

Fact : this one can be found roaming around Texas.

His name is Chuck Norris.

Fact : Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Cross-mating usually results with sickness or sterility.  Do it at your own risk.