MacRumors’ live Macworld 2009 feed hacked

Macrumors live coverage of the macworld expo earlier today got hacked, and there were some funny posts.

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Worst Night Out Ever

OK, This is a story from QDB:

"<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there’s this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER"

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I Wont Do That Again

And The 2008 Darwin Award Goes To….A Priest

What are the Darwin Awards you say??

From the website:

"Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it."

So this years winner is a priest that attempted to break a record for the longest time in-flight with party balloons when he disappeared, he started at LA and the wind blew him towards the open sea.

3 months later his body was found near the south-eastern coast of Brazil

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The World’s Best Neighbor

I think he might be a Red Sox fan.

This Is Why You Should Never Ask For Help On The Internet

This must be the funniest shit I ever saw.

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Racism

This video will tell you what not to do in an elevator when a black guy walks in.

The Ninja Cat

This cat is really creepy.

Neo’s Passport Expires SEP 11th 01

A screen grab from one of my favorite movie shows that Neo’s passport expires on a very familiar date.

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Peace

Saw this when I was heading back home.