Close Calls

A compilation of near death experiences. There are people who do some really stupid stuff.

Persian Aerobics With….

This guy is the Persian version of Richard Simmons. If you don’t know who Richard Simmons is I would suggest you watch this clip then.

This is Just Too Cute

This video is so damn cute and creative.

The Watermelon Car

Talk about being creative, but this is taking your love for fruit a bit too far. The watermelon car looks….. weird with the red interior.

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Terminator 2: The Opera

That was so funny, the nice thing is that it explains part of the Terminator’s story too, with a twist. I wonder why its not on Broadway yet?

There Can Only Be One

Have you ever done this?

Whenever I get a package of plain M&M’s, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels. Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the ‘loser’ and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round. I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world. Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it’s environment. When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn’t make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ They wrote back this week thanking me and gave me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS. This weekend there will be a tournament of epic proportions. There can only be one champion.

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So You Think You Can Dance? Think Again

Dancing Dog Doing The Merengue.

Trying To Impress People With The $900 iPhone App

I think this guy is taking iRa Pro iphone app as an I Am Rich app replacement after Apple pulled it from the App Store. What makes me say this is because his review of a $900 video surveillance app is telling people to follow him on twitter.

I think this guy is really missing the point of the whole app store thing.

Ducks And Dog Masks

After seeing this and eye-balling the pic for a few seconds I totally see it and have to agree 100%.

How Did George Lucas COme Up With This?

I just realized how stupid the plot outline of Star Wars sounds. I never thought about it until I saw the image above.