Try To Kiss Will Smith And You Will Get Slapped

A reporter was so excited to meet Will Smith that he tried to kiss him, Mr. Smith replied with a slap on the face.

Skill, Luck or Pure Stupidity?

I’ll go with stupidity.

An Embarrassment on A Global Scale: Playing Borat’s National Anthem Here in Kuwait

Kazakhstan’s shooting team has been left stunned after a comedy national anthem from the film Borat was played at a medal ceremony at championships in Kuwait instead of the real one.

I don’t know whether to die of laughter or feel ashamed. This is a catastrophe, I have no idea how can you mix those two up unless you were told to Google “Kazakhstan National Anthem” and he mistakenly selected the second video. But brings another question, shouldn’t they have a library of all the national anthems and flags since they are hosting an international event?

The Kazakhstani team has asked for an apology and they really deserve one. The organizers also got the Serbian national anthem wrong according to the Kazakhstani coach.

When you are on the pedestal and the song says: “Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region” I would take offence.

Just for kicks, here is the full spoof anthem from the movie Borat:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.

Other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool. It’s length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan. They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world. We incented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the might phenis of our leader. From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Via BBC

This is Disturbing – Car Accident

I have no idea what was the driver of the white car thinking. Its obviously a freeway and no access to the other side. So I cant explain his actions other than that he was unconscious/incapacitated.

According to a YouTube comment, the 3 passengers in the car the got in the wrong lane were killed including the 72 year old driver, the driver of the truck is critically injured and the couple in the car that had the camera sustained minor injuries.

UPDATE: embedded a working video.

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Hercules is an Idiot

Or maybe its just Kevin Sorbo the star of the 90′s TV show Hercules: The Legendary Journey. He completely misreads the script. He actually reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to “sound” disappointed.

So That’s Why You Don’t Throw A Firecracker Down A Manhole?

in Xiangtan, China a man hand his 2 kids light a firecracker and tries to throw it down the manhole but the firecracker ignites the methane gas in the sewers and blows the manhole cover that travels to 3 stories high and partially crushes a balcony in the way down. The explosion was so intense the it took the fathers clothes off. It looks like they all lived.

Be Carful What You Say On Twitter

Don’t even think of joking on twitter as 2 British tourists got detained and deported due to a couple of tweets they made.

Leigh Van Bryan tweeted saying that he will “go destroy America”. Destroy, as Van Bryan tried to explain to US officials at LAX, was British slang for partying. But they didn’t seem to buy it.

They were then quizzed for hours, handcuffed and locked up overnight.

According to a report in the Sun the pair were held by armed guards and quizzed for five hours before being handcuffed, put in a van with illegal immigrants and locked up for 12 hours in separate holding cells before being put on a flight back home.

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The Taliban Special Forces

This might be the most intense video on YouTube. Its was like watching executions without anyone dying. They still might die later from mercury poisoning though.

Lowe’s and Other Companies Pull Ads From TLC’s “All American Muslim” TV Show

Lowe’s and 64 other companies have pulled their ads from TLC new reality show “All American Muslim” due to pressure from the Florida Family Association. The group claims that they have sent more than 700,000 emails to advertisers. But why did they do this? what is the reasoning behind their effort? this is a quote from the letter they sent out:

All-American Muslim’ is propaganda clearly designed to counter legitimate and present-day concerns about many Muslims who are advancing Islamic fundamentalism and Sharia law… The show profiles only Muslims that appear to be ordinary folks while excluding many Islamic believers whose agenda poses a clear and present danger to the liberties and traditional values that the majority of Americans cherish.

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Now That’s A Sport

We need to build subways first.