A reporter was so excited to meet Will Smith that he tried to kiss him, Mr. Smith replied with a slap on the face.

I’ll go with stupidity.

Kazakhstan’s shooting team has been left stunned after a comedy national anthem from the film Borat was played at a medal ceremony at championships in Kuwait instead of the real one.

I don’t know whether to die of laughter or feel ashamed. This is a catastrophe, I have no idea how can you mix those two up unless you were told to Google “Kazakhstan National Anthem” and he mistakenly selected the second video. But brings another question, shouldn’t they have a library of all the national anthems and flags since they are hosting an international event?

The Kazakhstani team has asked for an apology and they really deserve one. The organizers also got the Serbian national anthem wrong according to the Kazakhstani coach.

When you are on the pedestal and the song says: “Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region” I would take offence.

Just for kicks, here is the full spoof anthem from the movie Borat:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.

Other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool. It’s length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan. They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world. We incented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the might phenis of our leader. From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Via BBC

I have no idea what was the driver of the white car thinking. Its obviously a freeway and no access to the other side. So I cant explain his actions other than that he was unconscious/incapacitated.

According to a YouTube comment, the 3 passengers in the car the got in the wrong lane were killed including the 72 year old driver, the driver of the truck is critically injured and the couple in the car that had the camera sustained minor injuries.

UPDATE: embedded a working video.

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Or maybe its just Kevin Sorbo the star of the 90′s TV show Hercules: The Legendary Journey. He completely misreads the script. He actually reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to “sound” disappointed.

in Xiangtan, China a man hand his 2 kids light a firecracker and tries to throw it down the manhole but the firecracker ignites the methane gas in the sewers and blows the manhole cover that travels to 3 stories high and partially crushes a balcony in the way down. The explosion was so intense the it took the fathers clothes off. It looks like they all lived.

Don’t even think of joking on twitter as 2 British tourists got detained and deported due to a couple of tweets they made.

Leigh Van Bryan tweeted saying that he will “go destroy America”. Destroy, as Van Bryan tried to explain to US officials at LAX, was British slang for partying. But they didn’t seem to buy it.

They were then quizzed for hours, handcuffed and locked up overnight.

According to a report in the Sun the pair were held by armed guards and quizzed for five hours before being handcuffed, put in a van with illegal immigrants and locked up for 12 hours in separate holding cells before being put on a flight back home.

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This might be the most intense video on YouTube. Its was like watching executions without anyone dying. They still might die later from mercury poisoning though.

Lowe’s and 64 other companies have pulled their ads from TLC new reality show “All American Muslim” due to pressure from the Florida Family Association. The group claims that they have sent more than 700,000 emails to advertisers. But why did they do this? what is the reasoning behind their effort? this is a quote from the letter they sent out:

All-American Muslim’ is propaganda clearly designed to counter legitimate and present-day concerns about many Muslims who are advancing Islamic fundamentalism and Sharia law… The show profiles only Muslims that appear to be ordinary folks while excluding many Islamic believers whose agenda poses a clear and present danger to the liberties and traditional values that the majority of Americans cherish.

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We need to build subways first.

Steve-O is known for his idiotic behavior. Last night he thought it would be cool running into Mike Tyson’s fist resulting in a broken nose. William Shatner’s reaction is priceless.

Mr. idiot, Glenn Beck, is at it again with some stupid nonsense. CNN’s Fareed Zakaria responds after Glenn said on his radio show that “10% of all Muslims are terrorists”

It seems that from the article that photographers *think* that the ban came from the people’s fear of their privacy being invaded by The Big Black Camera.

If I spent a few hundreds/thousands of my hard earned Kuwaiti DInars to buy a camera and a few lenses, that meant I’m taking photography seriously and not looking to invade anyone’s privacy. The one’s who are doing this shit are maybe any idiot with a capable phone camera or even a Point&Shoot.

I got into photography a couple of years ago and I absolutely love it. In fact, I just bought a couple of new lenses and a brand new DSLR (Sony SLT-A55) and its sitting waiting to be cleared by customs for the past 10 days.

Read the full Kuwait Times article [here]

UPDATE:
It seems that mark also wrote about the same issue. [Link]

This is an old video and the craziest jump I’ve seen. apparently this jump also has its own documentary too. Ken Carter tries to jump over 1 mile with his rocket car but fails and the car falls apart in mid-air and he gets 8 broken vertebrae as a result.

In this video my heart was pounding like crazy while I was watching it. This Crazy guy drives is Yamaha R1 motorbike in a very busy street squeezing through the tightest places. I was waiting for him to crash. The most intense part is near the end when it gets busy and he just didn’t want to use his breaks.

I think this guy is really missing the point of the whole app store thing.

So whats going on? During the world cup match between Algeria and Slovenia. As Robert Koren scored Slovenia’s goal in the 79th minute against Algeria, a lone egyptian fan in the stands started cheering right next to the Algerian fans. On of those fans just couldn’t control himself.

Just watch the pictures……

The Egyptian gets his flag taken away from him.

Algerian fan wants more than just the flag.

The Algerian setting up for the assault. The Egyptian is pleading for forgiveness.

Some toung action from the Algerian while some of the spectators trying to control him.

POW!! Right in the kisser.

Smack that, all on the floor,
Smack that, give me some more,
Smack that, ’till you get sore
Smack that, oooh.
Finally the Algerian gets restrained.

I really hope the get over their differences soon, this is just absurd.

Thanks Nasser

في قضية من أغرب القضايا ألقت أجهزة الأمن المصرية القبض على مجموعة نسبت إليهم التحقيقات اتخاذ مكان فى منطقة المقطم لإقامة شعائر الحج ، مما يعد مخالفة صريحة للشريعة الإسلامية والسنة، فى القضية التى تحمل رقم ٣٥٧ حصر أمن دولة عليا لسنة ٢٠١٠.المجموعة من أتباع الطريقة «الأحمدية القاديانية» ، يتزعمها خالد عزت عبدالسميع ومحمد حاتم محمد حلمى الشافعى ، وحسب التحقيقات فإنَّ المجموعة تهدف للترويج لأفكار بقصد إثارة الفتن وازدراء الدين الإسلامى ، منها الادعاء بأنَّ سيدنا محمد ـ صلى الله عليه وسلم ـ ليس خاتم الأنبياء ، وأنَّ الوحى ينزل على مؤسس الجماعة ومن يخلفه ومؤسس الجماعة هو غلام أحمد القاديانى ، وتعتبره الطريقة المهدى المنتظر والمسيح الموعود ، الذى سيبعث فى نهاية الزمان من قبره بمدينة قاديان الهندية ، كما تروج المجموعة إلى أنَّ فريضة الحج تكون لقبر القاديانى بالهند وليس إلى الكعبة المشرفة بمكة.

Read the rest of the article here

I posted a few days ago about The World’s Ugliest Website, A commenter pointed out that he might have a contender for that. MIA’s website is one awful looking thing.

Yes she is the same MIA that have the hit song Paper Planes.

Don’t click here if you have a epilepsy

It’s been a while since my last SPAJS post, and when I saw this I had to post about it. You’ll get eye strain just from looking at it for 10 seconds. And its a nightmare to navigate through.

What were they thinking?!

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And they describe them selves as a “semi-pro” team on their website.

Its a Vegas team, so he probably had money on the game :P